D'oh

1) Take teabag and mug into kitchen.

2) Put teabag on top of microwave, turn kettle on, rinse mug out.

3) Dry mug with paper towel, put paper towel in bin.

4) Pick up teaspoon from shelf near bin, which is also near coffee jar.

5) Take lid off coffee jar, put teaspoon of coffee in mug.

6) Replace coffee jar, return coffee mug to kettle, which rests on top of microwave.

7) See teabag on microwave.

8) Facepalm.

11:42 - Thu-7-Aug-2008 - post a comment

Alzheimers. meet Del, Del, meet Alzheimers. Alzheimers, meet Del, Del, meet... wait, did I do that bit already?

dantesinferno - 12:06 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Don't feel bad. I don't even want to think about the number of times I've tried to make coffee without coffee. It happens to us all (I hope...).

bebbet - 12:08 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

;o)

WelshPixie - 12:08 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Okay, I've never done that one...

WelshPixie - 12:09 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

B, I've done that one. I've also tried to make cupasoup without adding the powdery soup mix... I was actually dumbfounded when the water was still clear.

Twist - 12:32 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Sooooup where did you gooooooooooooooooo?!?

WelshPixie - 12:35 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

That was me! It really was... I was staring into a mug of boiling water, holding the sachet in one hand and thinking "Damn... I'm sure that's supposed to be red..."

Twist - 12:42 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Oh noes soup, the water killeded you! I sowwy!

WelshPixie - 12:49 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Finally I get to say this without referring to myself; Someone on this thread is fucking insane.

dantesinferno - 12:57 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

^.^

WelshPixie - 01:00 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Yay! I'm not alone!

bebbet - 01:13 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

call it a Senior moment, we all get them :P

sarai - 01:49 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

yeah ever put soap on your toothbrush instead of toothpaste? ..uh...yeah me neither.

birdsnest - 03:53 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

I put shower gel in my hair instead of shampoo on a regular occurance, but only because the shower gel I'm using now is white and when there's white stuff in my hand in the shower (shut up) my brain says 'shampoo! Hair!'. :p

WelshPixie - 03:55 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

yeah ive done that.

birdsnest - 04:01 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

I've nearly put shaving gel on my toothbrush (I think I was hungover) and I've put shampoo on my face instead of shaving gel.

Yup, I'm an idiot.

bebbet - 04:12 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

ha ha - I'm always doing things like that - like putting the sugar in the fridge - er doh!!

Chandramoon - 04:37 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

I can walk from my living room to the kitchen and forget was I there to put something back in to the fridge or start cooking.

dantesinferno - 04:44 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Sometimes I try to put the cornflakes in the fridge...

WelshPixie - 04:45 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Sometimes I forget I've gone to the fridge for milk and almost put lemonade on my cereal... :|

Twist - 04:58 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

I've tried to put milk back in the cupboard...

bebbet - 05:17 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

I once tried to open my car trunk with my debit card.

It didn't work.

mothman - 07:21 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Did the card snap too or were you fortunate enough to escape that humility? Hehe

WelshPixie - 07:38 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

There was no insertion (never mind!) ... I just stood there for a few seconds looking from my debit card to my trunk... until the world re-aligned itself. lol

mothman - 09:06 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

Haha, nice

WelshPixie - 09:31 - Thu-7-Aug-2008

I sometimes do picture framing outside the frameshop on the sales floor. I like being a part of the life of the store. Anyway, there are some necessary tools that we only have one of, which means I do a fair bit of walking back and forth, and I would say that better than half of my trips end with a very confused look on my face and the words "What did I come back here for?" I've often retrieved COMPLETELY the wrong object, and at least once, I made three seperate trips looking for the same object without actually successfully returning with said object.

I am teh stoopid.

thedietcokeofevil - 05:44 - Sat-9-Aug-2008