I Maded A Funny

We (me, Ewan, Murdoch) were sitting in the bar of the theatre having a drink (not me) before going in to the screen (TDK, again). There was a seagull outside that looked like it wanted to get in. It was a herring gull:

Murdo said, "Why does it look like it's wearing lipstick?"



I said, "Maybe it's a she-gull.

AHAHAH! I crack myself up. ^.^


Some guy in the row behind us kept talking through the movie. Not whispering - outright talking. Stupid stuff like "ah he's fucking psycho!" and "why is the movie so fucking long?".

When the film finished and they got up to leave, there were five of them, and they were quite tall and beefy. I said, reasonably loudly, "I'm trying to work out which one of them's got the speach impediment and can't fucking whisper!". They turned and looked at me, and I glared back at all of them, and they walked off. Which is good, for them, because I didn't want to have to punch their nuggets in the middle of the cinema, y'know? ^.^

12:19 - Sat-9-Aug-2008 - post a comment

rude people, reason number 512 not to go to the theaters



you should have punched the nuggets of one of them anyway, just to make an example ^-^

sarai - 12:35 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

its so easy for girls to say "punch em in the nuggets". they aint got no nuggets.
i for one do not condone the punching of any nuggets.

birdsnest - 01:54 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

Funniest part from Margot At The Wedding:

"I've punched people."

"Who have you punched?"

"Lots of people. You don't know them. They're not around, because I punched `em."

thedietcokeofevil - 06:04 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

That's pretty funny.

That happened when I went to see TDK. This old couple talked through the whole movie. It didn't occur to me to punch the old guy in the nuggets, though. Just as well...his wife looked like she could whup my ass.

texican - 08:30 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

Don't worry, that guy is going to the special hell. The one with pedophiles and lawyers.

dantesinferno - 10:30 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

I can imagine the thought running through both Ewan and Murdoch's mind at that exact point:

"She's gonna get us a good kickin', here..."

bebbet - 11:39 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

The theory I go by is if a five foot little girl is squaring up to five 6'+ beefy guys, they'll think she knows something they don't. It's worked so far, hehe. Besides, we were in a cinema full of people and we were getting a taxi from right outside. If we'd been getting a bus or walking or anything, I wouldn't have.

There were a group of idiotic girls behind us as well who kept squeeing any time something jumpy or violent happened. I would have kicked 'em in the foofs instead of punching 'em in the nuggets.

WelshPixie - 01:08 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCN3...KCN3CSLZuI

thedietcokeofevil - 03:35 - Sat-9-Aug-2008

:D

WelshPixie - 03:36 - Sat-9-Aug-2008