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GGGRRRAAARRRGHHH

I bought a small carton of full cream milk yesterday, brought it in to work, used it once to make one mug of coffee.

Came in this morning and it's OVER HALF GONE. ROAR -.-

We have a shared kitchen and everybody is *supposed to* bring their own stuff in. I know it's only 50p for a small milk but jeeeeez, it's so friggin' annoying to keep finding that someone else is using it. I wouldn't even mind, if only they asked first. And it's the only full cream milk in the fridge so it's not a case of 'mistaken identity'.

So this morning I covered it with my name (which I shouldn't have to do) and stuck a pissy note to it.

Fucking freeloaders.

11:00 - Thu-8-Jan-2009 - post a comment

I absolutely understand your rage.
I have just moved out of a shared house.
This was a major problem.


AND.

If anyone makes a stupid comment about you "getting all worked up about a carton of milk", you will know EXACTLY who the thief is.

gypsy - 11:44 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

Have decided I'm going to bring a fresh carton in and infect it with salmonella.

WelshPixie - 11:46 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

You don't have to go that far.

I made a show of drinking straight outta my carton in front of them, and suddenly my milk stopped disappearing.

>:-)

gypsy - 11:51 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

Hee hee cooties |o/

Nah, I want to infect everyone. I'm evil that way.

WelshPixie - 11:54 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

Well you know what to do.

Raw chicken in a bowl in the sun for two hours, chuck the chicken away, reserve the juice in the bowl, then tip the juice into the milk.

Then sit back and watch the symptoms arise....

MER-HERHERHERHER!

gypsy - 11:57 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

Yup. Booyakasha!

WelshPixie - 11:58 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

or piss in it!

tonybrookes - 12:21 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

get a small ammount of green food dye - add to milk. That way you don't waste the milk :P

engieviral - 12:26 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

Again, I'd rather see the bastards suffer ;p

WelshPixie - 12:29 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

Well, in that case, go ahead!

engieviral - 12:48 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

*googles symptoms of salmonella and points and laughs*

gypsy - 13:09 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

I saw a interesting tidbit once about shared fridges, a man would put a 6 pack of soda in a fridge and every can would be gone within a week, but put 6 $1 bills there and not one would "go missing" it seams people forget that food equals money..

sarai - 15:18 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

I absolutely hate when people take stuff without asking, so I can definitely understand your ire...and desire to engage in biological warfare...

I do like the green milk idea, too, though...

texican - 20:45 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

I don't see what the problem is: put a 6litre bottle in there, and put an honestly box in/out of the fridge with a pair of eyes looking out at them. If they want to donate, then fine! then you get to keep the profit!! - doublle-bubble-mayte!


(A recent psychological survey found people were more honest if the thought of even a picture of a pair of human eyes were looking at them)


...(seeing things differently...)

(shakes head, tight as a gnats chuff you lot! haha!!)

malehappy - 23:40 - Thu-8-Jan-2009

That happened to me with bread, butter and Marmite in my old job.

Is definitely much better working in a cafe - all the food you could want, and you can make it all fresh yourself!

Twist - 01:39 - Fri-9-Jan-2009

People who eat other people's lunch, or use their full cream milk, should be shot.

In fact, when I come to power, people who eat other people's lunches, or use their full cream milk, will be the second to be shot against a wall. Right after people who talk in the theatre.

dantesinferno - 15:17 - Fri-9-Jan-2009

Dante for Supreme Ruler of...Everything!

texican - 00:53 - Sun-11-Jan-2009

I second that.

You know who I think could be added to that list?
People who push in at the bar when they bloody well KNOW you were there first.

gypsy - 01:47 - Sun-11-Jan-2009

honestly!

just-let-it-slide people!





you never know - speak up, and you could annoy a cocaine-addict with a drug induced anger management problem(one of the drugs qualities), who decides to knife you for your troubles.


(...turning the other cheek. - come all yee, and rub my belly! )

malehappy - 02:58 - Sun-11-Jan-2009

Turning the other cheek gets people killed.

:-)

gypsy - 03:04 - Sun-11-Jan-2009

whatever happened to a good old hug, and being friendly to your 'fellow' neighbour?

- they might be starving, and that little piece of food helped them to stop having an epileptic fit / delayed them for a few minutes, and stopped them having an accident / getting killed on the roads, if they left a bit earlier! :(

malehappy - 12:32 - Sun-11-Jan-2009

Good enough for 'em, stinkin' thieves ;p

WelshPixie - 12:45 - Sun-11-Jan-2009