Custom Search

More Spam Funnies

Today's Pick of the Day;

Subject: Do your lady for 3 more hours

Text: Fill your bed partner's brain with the excitement and satisfaction.

If he's filling her brain, I think he's in entirely the wrong place.

12:46 - Wed-7-Jan-2009 - comments {6} - post comment

A Movie Trailer...

19:35 - Tue-6-Jan-2009 - comments {9} - post comment

Inch by Inch

:D

Mwahahah.

Had a nightmare-free night last night. I did have one dream but it was inconsequential stuff and wasn't disturbing in any way. I got a full 8 hours sleep.

Tonight, I have a night of gaming planned. Not a huge night - just a few hours of having fun and hanging out. |o/


[rant]
I hate my bank. I'm with Barclays, who are international and one of few banks who haven't been in the news lately as being affected by this 'credit crunch' stuff... so y'know, they're doing fine. However the branch in town now doesn't open on a Saturday, and their weekday hours are 9:30 - 4pm.

The 'average person' works 9 - 5.

NINEEE TOOO FIVEEEEE, you dipshit bank you! GAAAHHH!!

[/rant]


P.S., just to make you all jealous - I didn't put weight on this christmas. Actually, I LOST weight.

Booyakasha.

12:55 - Tue-6-Jan-2009 - comments {4} - post comment

Fneh

Last night, had to go to bed early 'cause I was getting up early for work. Previously I'd been going to bed maybe 2am.

Got to bed at 11pm.

Stared at the ceiling a bit.

Twiddled my thumbs.

Drifted off to sleep. Woke up at 12:50, warm and cozy and snug, but really thirsty, so slurped some orange jucie.

Went back to sleep.

Woke up at 1am after some crazy nightmares about 'things' in my room. Spooked. Hopped on MSN on my phone, chatted to a couple of people for about an hour just until the spookses went away.

Went back to sleep at 2am.

Woke up at 3:50 almost in tears after some sad nightmare that I can't remember (for which I am thankful). Was too tired at that point to care, went back to sleep.

Alarm at 7:30, yawn.

Stoopid night. No more midnight OJ. -.-

15:55 - Mon-5-Jan-2009 - comments {8} - post comment

That 2008 Meme Thing

2008 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
(Don't FECKIN SHOUT AT ME STOOPID QUIZ)

Stayed single the whole year?
Newp

Kissed someone new?
In theory. ^.^

Done something you've regretted?
Nope

Lost someone?
Hmm... said goodbye to someone. Not necessarily lost.

Cut class?
I has no class.

Were involved in something you'll never forget?
Oooooh yes... no chance of me forgetting it because it's still all around me and forevermore will be :)

Visited a different country?
Spain. Been there before though.

Cooked a gross meal?
Nope. I is teh good cook.

Lost something important to you?
Yesterday I lost the entire contents of my spare drive (photos, writing, music) and I don't think the file recovery worked. Never mind, it's only 1's and 0's when it comes down to it.

Got a gift you adore?
Mmmmmmany...

Tripped over a coffee table?
Probably. Amongst other things. Perpetually covered in bruises.

Dyed your hair?
Not at all this year.

Came close to losing your life?
Noes.

Went to a party?
Yeah. Several. Millions, actually. One of them had FORTY PEOPLE ganging up on an Ogre King. Like, wtf? ;o) He had phat lewt though. (Shall I stop being a geek now? ;p)

Read a great book?
Yup.

Saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?
Nope.

Did you meet any new friends this year?
Heee... yes.

Did you dislike anyone?
Um... not really.

Did you grow apart from anyone?
Yes, but it was (on my side) a natural progression of things.

Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?
Nope.


2008: Your BIRTHDAY!

Did you have a cake?
Noes *sniffle*

Did you have a party?
Of sorts... *devious grin*

Did you get any presents?
Yush

Name some and who'd you get them from?
Mum - chocolates, little silver dragon clock and a necklace.
Twisty - a DRAGINZ!
J - hee. Well now.

2008: All about YOU

Did you change at all this year?
I grew, but I don't think I changed.

Did you change your style?
I have no definitive style. I'm just me.

Were you in school?
Nope.

Did you get good grades?
N/A

Did you drive?
Newp

Did you own a car?
Newp

Did anyone close to you give birth?
Newp

Did you move at all?
Yup! Not far. A mile or two down the road.

Did you go on any vacations?
Barthelonaaaa

Would you change anything about yourself now?
Nope. I wouldn't dare.

2008 WRAP UP:

Was 2008 a good year?
Yessssssssssssss

Do you think 2009 will be better than 2008?
Hahaha. HELL yes.


I confess that in 2008 I...

() kissed in the snow
() celebrated Halloween
() had your heart broken
() went over the minutes on your cell phone
() someone questioned your sexual orientation
() came out of the closet
() gotten pregnant
() had an abortion
() done something you've regretted


OTHER
(x) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(x) ran a mile
() shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch
() posted a blog on MySpace
(x) visited a foreign country
() cut in a line of waiting people
(x) told someone you were busy when you weren't
() partied to celebrate the new year
() cooked a disastrous meal
() lied about how old you were
() prank called someone


In 2008 I...
[] broke a promise
[x] fell out of love
[x] told a little white lie
[x] lied
[] cried over a broken heart
[x] disappointed someone close
[x] hid a secret
[x] pretended to be happy
[] slept under the stars
[] kept your new years resolution
[] forgot your new years resolution
[x] met someone who changed your life
[] met one of your idols
[] changed your outlook on life
[x] sat home all day doing nothing
[] pretended to be sick
[x] left the country
[] almost died
[] given up on something/someone important to you
[] lost something expensive
[x] learned something new about yourself
[] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
[x] made a change in your life
[] found out who your true friends were
[x] met great people
[x] stayed up til sunrise
[x] cried over the silliest thing
[] had friends who were drifting away from you
[x] had a high cell phone bill
[x] spent most of your money on food
[] had a fist fight
[] went to the beach with your best friend(s)
[x] gotten sick
[x] liked more than 5 people at the same time
[x] became closer with a lot of people

13:06 - Thu-1-Jan-2009 - comments {18} - post comment